To get the real deal, we asked brave women to tell us about their first times. When i got back to charlie’s, it was decided after long debate and deliberation that the total of 30 seconds i was in her counted as losing my virginity – if it had been one uninterrupted session, that’s probably how long i would have lasted anyway. We distracted his younger brother with video games for some privacy and headed into the guest room. In more ways than one.
More from texts from last night
Embarassing losing virginity stories. When i awake the next morning, there is no sign of the girl, so i saunter out to the living room to alert my roommate he is free to return to the bedroom. Finally, she took the matter into her own hands, and the sweet gloriousness of my every masturbatory fantasy had finally arrived! oh, god, yes, finally! this. I lost it to an asian guy i dated and as he was about to come he yelled “activate soy sauce” and i really wish i was kidding. According to the centers for disease control and prevention (cdc).
Boom, rob kicks down the door again, this time holding a hunting bow, laughing maniacally and screaming “i’mma gonna get me a 10 pointer!” charlie once again drags him away, only this time i cannot work my magic again. My boyfriend is in the navy and i still live with my parents, so when he had a free weekend we took advantage of the situation and booked a hotel together for the night.